Me and Crazy Old Man Just Learning About Reality standing in line at Tim Horton's.

(Translated from French...)

COMJLAR: (after laughing with another man of the same age and a girl in her late 20s, he looks at me...) Do you know the animal, the giraffe?
M: The giraffe? Yes.
COMJLAR: Do you believe that giraffes actually exist???
M: Yes.
COMJLAR: I just found out today!!!! Ha ha ha ha ha. I always thought they were imaginary!!