Me and Crazy Lady in hospital waiting room.

CL: Do you have kids?
M: Yes, I have 2 daughters.
CL: They in school?
M: Yes.
CL: It's better that way.
M: Yes.
CL: Better than being on drugs like my sister's son. I saw her once and she had 2 black eyes. She didn't want to tell me where she got them. She didn't want to say. Finally she told me. She said "Don't tell anyone. My son did it."
M: Oh, that's not very nice.
CL: No. That's why I hate going to the country.
M: Oh.
CL: You have to swim in dirty water.